SUPER SIX CRICKET TOURNAMENT - (or is it super sucks!!!)
With Super six cricket tournament going on in hostel grounds, I find it hard to sleep as are many who have their rooms in close proximity of the raucous loudspeakers .The commentators continue to imbue the occasion into the colors of profanity which really bring a smile at occasions and a laughing fit at other.Well, these tournaments have surely deprived me of my sleep and resulted in a few other disasters.
RIGHT WINDOWPANES SHATTERED
It was some four weeks ago that some postgraduate students playing cricket in the same ground hit the ball , and unfortunately that effing thing was aimed at the right side of windowpane glasses of my room, and they shattered into pieces :(( .I was furious and immediately went out of room in my frustration.I tried making them understand that i had suffered a big loss and also demanded a apology from them. Afterwards, i murmured a few profanities and was happy that i had them realize how much i cherished my windows.
CHERISH THE WINDOWS -
The statement may sound absurd but one would immediately understand the significance of it once he gets the gist of BROKEN WINDOWS THEORY.The broken windows theory insists that we should cherish our windows and should mend them immediately when they break.Or else, the antisocial elements will get the message that the place is not cared and they can do as they please and can get away with that.This would encourage them to unleash their repressed beast and they would ultimately create havoc,vandalism and arson in some cases .
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Broken_windows_theory
NOW THE VANDALS BREAK THE OTHER
Yesterday my left windowpane glasses also broke when the vandals playing super six tournament hit at them .If the Broken windows theory is something to go by, then this unfortunate event happened exactly because i failed to have the right ones mended .Nonetheless, i was not furious this time and instead slumped in my chair and wondered that how effective this theory is.
Now, i advise all the mortals to get their windows repaired before the vandals get the news,and decide to assail the place and complete anarchy is brought.I've got my lesson and would be ranting these three words
(cherish the windows) for coming few months.
COMMENTRY - LAUGH ATTACKS AND LOST SLEEP
Also,this super six saw some of the commentators going into a fit of coprolalia, and as they continued uttering endless abuses directed either at first years (or 'facchas') or the players, the audiences reveled and sometimes went into uncontrollable laugh attacks ( worse than what nitrous oxide would've possibly brought).
This tournament was more about laughs and leg pulling than about cricket and was something really enjoyable excluding the broken windows and the lost sleep ( courtesy the loudspeakers).
P.S.S.- R.I.P, my dear broken windows.



2 comments:
Il semble que vous soyez un expert dans ce domaine, vos remarques sont tres interessantes, merci.
- Daniel
if only i was able to understand that! (merci is the only thing i understand here)...
neways these kind of exotic comments humor me and yes, thanku very much
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