Shocked by the sheer incompetence of the nitwit NITians to understand the basic nature of their fellow boarders ,the cats have clarified that they were by no means dependent on them for their fooding and lodging.The community elders among the cats have requested the media and the politicians to stop desecrating the feline culture by propagating false conclusions .
Give me a break! You fugly human beings understand that we are dropping dead over your delicious mess meals and begging you for our subsistence when we beg you for food? Seriously, are you guys so noob?” SHABNAM MAUSI, a community elder and the spokesdog of the Urban Pet Cats Union for Modern Breeding (UPCUMB) said.
Mausi told The Rambling that all the cats , irrespective of their color, size, shape or breed, were able to hunt down enough rats and roaches,and all the begging they did was for just for fun's sake or 'BAKAITI' as she states.
MAUSI GIVING STATEMENT -courtesy Reuters
she futher cited the incident when they helped the hall dog 'VEESHOI' whilst he was dying with hunger ,which she says is a clear indication that they are never in short supply of food.
VEESHOI CAUGHT ON CAMERA
“The other day I was dying with hunger- and I was like, god! kill me if u can't feed me.But then mausi came like a goddess and offered me her share of 'mix rat and roach ' and the i was like- you are the greatest mausi i've ever known" says VEESHOI who is said to be right hand of mausi .
UPCUMB members have also requested the media and politicians to refrain from mentioning cats in their statements as they often get it horribly wrong.
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